Sunday, May 4, 2008

Real Man of Genius


Today we salute you, Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer (mr. 80 SPF sunblock wearer)

There are 24 hours in a day; You're wearing 80 hour protection. If the sun fails to go down...You'll be ready. (don't forget the moonlight)

Your coconut-scented force field blocks out all the sun's rays and any stray rays from another sun, in another galaxy. (you're a star)

30 SPF? Please...you might as well be wearing cooking oil (something smells delicious)

So crack open an ice cold Mountain Dew (My mom made me change it to have no beer reference) Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

In fact, feel free to crack one open at high noon, in the middle of the Sahara Desert

5 comments:

Jolley Family said...

I love the blog! Glad you guys have one. Now we can stay updated with each other more! Heard you were going to have to move again! That is terrible! Well, hope you go back to Boston since we love it there!! AJ is so cute and I loved all the videos! Sounds like you had fun w/mom and dad. We should do a family blog that we can all contribute too! Hope to see you guys soon!

hillary said...

I love real men of genius, glad to know you guys are protected!!

Jeremy said...

I don't know what to say. Your post made me laugh, cry, and think of better days.

If only we could somehow find someone that could accurately reflect Mr. Handlebar Moustache Wearer Guy. Hmmmmm. Maybe some of our current FPLC student/friends can hook us up with that.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes! I haven't heard it since our days in room 103. I can still hear the "don't forget the moonlight!" part of it. Hope you guys are doing well.

SAS

PS: A word of caution on the ©

Anonymous said...

Listening to Real Men of Genius reminds me of studying for finals, where in reality we probably wasted half the time looking through these radio ads.